top 5 ambarrassing things girls have said to me

1999 - my seat partner in school said to me,"saale mad**rch*d, ek jhaapad padega na battissi bahar aa jaegi"...she was a black belt holder....state champion or something...

2004 - she said,"aap mujhe jaante nahi hai....i am a big flirt.....you r too good for me....neways main to hamesha aapko bhaiyya hi manti aayi hun..."

2005 - "to tumhare dad kab expire hue"

2007 - my sister said, "ohh  poor boy, i always thought that you would never have any problem in talking to girls"

2009 - "so rahe ho....ye koi time hai sone ka.....mat so....utho mujhse baat karo" this was after i told her i was on a night out....haven't talked to her since