She was a very cute and innocent looking gal and I couldn't help but fall real bad for her..... So when I sensed that she was about to cry, i went up to her and said "are you Ok? you dont seem to be alright..." and she started crying.... after 5-10 mins of consoling her and trying to make her understand the situation, I finally thought it would be good to ask if she needed anything... and so I did....she replied immediately, "yes, please call my boyfriend"....
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
top 5 ambarrassing things girls have said to me
1999 - my seat partner in school said to me,"saale mad**rch*d, ek jhaapad padega na battissi bahar aa jaegi"...she was a black belt holder....state champion or something...
2004 - she said,"aap mujhe jaante nahi hai....i am a big flirt.....you r too good for me....neways main to hamesha aapko bhaiyya hi manti aayi hun..."
2005 - "to tumhare dad kab expire hue"
2007 - my sister said, "ohh poor boy, i always thought that you would never have any problem in talking to girls"
2009 - "so rahe ho....ye koi time hai sone ka.....mat so....utho mujhse baat karo" this was after i told her i was on a night out....haven't talked to her since
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Guy's rules
its from a mail i just recieved
EACH AND EVERY POINT IS true...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CRICKET, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
1. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
1. All points are marked as point no. (1), becoz all points are equally Important.
There is no thing as More Important or less Important.
EACH AND EVERY POINT IS true...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CRICKET, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
1. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
1. All points are marked as point no. (1), becoz all points are equally Important.
There is no thing as More Important or less Important.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sinusoidal Function
I have always wondered, “How would it be like to be in a real relationship with an actual girl??”
Not having been in one ever I know too little by myself in this regard…. But apart from a number of other topics on which I do social surveys (as in I ask all my friends their views about it and then I make conclusions) some of which are too embarrassing to mention here, I have also done this survey on how is it like to be in a relationship (boy perspective only….thanks to the negligibly small number of female friends I have…..err sorry not female friends …. female acquaintances would be a better description)
“So what is it like”, I asked my friend who had now been seriously committed for over a year. He says, “Dude !! kya bataun…. Jaisa movies me dikhate hain na wo sab hota hai……dil ki dhadkane tez hona…. Milne ke bahane dhoondna aur pata nahi kya kya…”
With this I burst into laughter, coz that was far from what I had ever expected…. I always believed that it was utterly impossible for things to happen in real life the way they did in movies…..
Another friend with a better experience this time(2 years) tells me, “All I want is her face smiling and whenever I do something I think of her and how would it make her happier…” and as always it was too much for me…. How can u be so ascetic when it comes to that girl and otherwise u are the most harami person ever seen….. and another response goes over me….
Finally ek response thoda hazam hota hai….he said “relationship me to sab achha hai….asli feeling to judai me hai….main to kavi ban gaya tha…. Bahut saari poems likhin…. Use bheji bhi likh ke…”….i asked “judai kyun”…. “papa ka transfer ho gaya tha yaar” he replied with a sad face…..
And there were a number of other responses that had similar characteristics but one thing was common to all the responses…. And it was the extremity of emotions one witnesses in a relationship…sometimes you are very happy and sometimes you are very sad….
Finally I discussed this with a girl…. And she told me something that some other boy had told to her… and this thing she told me appealed to the batti engineer in me(btw only 7.6/10)… and it finally had begun to make sense…..
It was a kind of explanation of variation of feeling with time…..I further gave it an immense thought, correlated her explanation with the responses I had got from my various friends…
And I finally came up with a mathematical explanation variation of feeling with time and below I have given the equation and the plot for feeling vs time…
Feeling = a.sin(w1.t) + b.sin(w2.t) + c
Where w1 >> w2 and a is short time coefficient, b is the long time coefficient and c is the base level
By varying a,b,c, w1 and w2 we can model the feeling vs time of any boy.
So we can assume that the wave with the larger frequency has a time period of lets say varying from 2 hrs to about 2 days
Also the time period for wave with lower frequency is about 1 month to 3 months
Now this variation explains how someone in a relationship feels very happy today morning the very next morning he is sad…..also this is able to explain the long term phases in a relationship for example as one of my friend told me that he had a 3 month bad phase followed by a 4 month good phase….
The absolute level of feeling is defined by the constant ‘c’ meaning the average happiness of a person in a relationship.
love or not???
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Monday, May 18, 2009
Whats in a NAME ???
the story of me being named DOPA
First of all I would like to give the credit to following people for making it possible for me to be named DOPA
1. Aparna Bedi – for making that MMS
2. Vedaant – for coming up with the word DOPA
3. Bihari – for making me realize that there was no way of avoiding it and it was better to accept the name
Its customary for all of us to have a smile on our faces whenever we remember our ragging times.... because thats just the way raging at iitk is(or I shud say 'was'), that apart from teaching you a few things and apart from bringing you closer to ur seniors, it ought to bring a smile to your face…. Only if you are not someone like chakro…my condolences…
Neways coming back to the topic of discussion, first of all I hope that everyone reading this post knows the full form of DOPA...I mean all those who are in iitk...... So the origin of it all goes back to the days of Kota when I was coaching for we all know what…. So apart from attending all the lectures sincerely, roaming about on my scooty searching for hot chicks in the neighbouring girls’ hostels and playing midnight football daily till police would drive you away at 3:00 am, another activity would consume about a couple of hours daily and that was the time I spent at the new broadband internet café that had just been set up on the floor above TTS(don’t tell me you don’t know what TTS was)…..yeah, right, I am talking about the sify-i-way atop the Tina Tea Stall(TTS) and much of this time was dedicated to s.shalini.17@yahoo.co.in (dudes, she was a model :P)… But I think I will write about her sometime else…So I had again deviated from the story, but it was necessary cause she was the girl who introduced me to something called MMS… It was the time when the MMS of the DPS-RKP fame had leaked and each boy at Bansals was yearning to get a glimpse of it. I remember that one of the boys from senior batch at kota who owned a nokia6600 had the clip with him….by the way 6600 was hot property as it was perhaps the only cell that could play that clip… :P… neways so this girl I was talking about (lets call her shalini)…. Yeah so shalini told me about this clip and actually she mailed me the clip…. I was astonished at first to see that things like this could happen among schools sudents but what was it to me I got what I wanted from this clip and that was all there was to it…
It was from then onwards that I would always look on for such clips….. they give you a knowledge of what exactly happens in the taboo world…..
So now we come to post JEE period…by this time I had collected a huge collection of such clips… lets say more than 30 videos which included the famous movie scene of demi-moore, heather-graham, Monica-Belluci and Penelope-Cruz
And now I came to iitk with my new mobile(N-70, the then hottest model, which I got as present in consideration of the fact that I had made to the ever hottest department in iitk…..batti….thanks to the AIR-212)
Neways you must be wondering why I started off with a description of ragging and that was because ragging played an important role in frustrating the students who would come back to rooms at night to find that one of their wing-mates (me) has a good collection of some really good videos
The news spread like fire in a jungle and I hardly had my mobile with me as someone or the other would lend it from me……
It was just then that another wing-mate came to know about this word(DOPA)….and it got everyone thinking and they named me DOPA…..
After that one day I went to bihari’s room and knocked, he shouted in his usual bihari tone ‘kauun hai be??’ and I waited for a few seconds only to realize that I have to say ‘DOPA’….or he won’t understand….since then it has become almost impossible to avoid this name….
Now even the girls call me DOPA….hell even one of my friend’s mom calls me DOPA……
I kind of like it now…..or I should say I have to live with it….. sometimes it gives a wrong impression about me to a totally new person…..
But then I think ‘what the hell’ ….. these are the kind of things you will always remember about your college life and now I am glad I was named DOPA…..
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